Good gay jokes

Ken came in another box.

76. All of the foods his kids can't finish.

My kids: 3 out of 5 stars, could have been a bit quieter.

How old are you again? My mother was so surprised when I told her I was born again. Keep a few at the ready and combine them with your best costume or rhyme without reason ideas.

48. Just when you think you've got one problem solved, another one pops up.

Honey, stop looking for the perfect match… use a lighter.

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers!

I tried to teach my kids about taxes, but they just responded with, "That sounds like a you problem."

We have the perfect dad-son relationship.

Hot, because you can catch cold.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Minnesota.

What does a nosey pepper do?

Best Bad Dad Jokes

Why were the utensils stuck together? Between you and me, something smells.
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?

An impasta. A faux pa.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness? Because they're egg-stinct.
Why do quarterbacks tell obvious jokes? Perfect for Pride parades, T-shirts, or just sashay-ing through life with a smile!
As society continues to evolve and embrace diverse identities, the realm of comedy and wordplay evolves along with it.

“Hey, hoe-mosexual!”
Why did the drag queen bring a ladder? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
What did 20 do when it was hungry? Eclipse it.
What do you call a funny mountain? He said his summer was pretty good too.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
How do you make holy water?

A little horse.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Third child eats dirt, dad wonders if she still needs to make lunch.
How many dads does it take to get you to clean your room? Because some relationships don’t work out.
130. It's okay, he woke up.
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
What do Keanu Reeves and baby Yoda have in common?

Hoppy Birthday!
What type of tree fits in your hand? I’m on a whiskey diet.
What do you give a sick lemon?